Hello fellow NWOites! It is I, the one and only NWO
Reporter back again with the Week In Preview. We only
have four matches on tap for Monday Night Carnage, but
it still looks to be one hell of a show.
[Gene Simmons vs
The Undertaker]
This is the first match back for Gene Simmons. If
memory serves, he was beginning to shows some signs of
being a great talent before he left. But he has been
away for some time, and The Undertaker is always one
to take advantage of things of this nature. I look
for this match to go for about 8 minutes, with Gene
Simmons getting the pin fall victory over The Dead
Man.
[Chris Jericho vs
Steve Austin]
This is a Hardcore Rules match, which greatly puts the
odds in Austin's corner. But you can never count Y2J
out. Austin is a former NWO World Champion, and one
hell of a tough guy. But, I look for Jericho to get
Hardcore, and come up with the win.
[Maxx Payne vs
Ruthless]
Being billed as "The Battle of Champions" match, this
could be the best match up of the night. While this
is a non-title match up, you can bet that both of
these men are going to put it all on the line, and go
all out trying to pick up the ever important win.
Ruthless has won his fair share of Championships in
the NWO, and has proven that he belongs here with the
best of them. But his stable mate, and good friend
Jayzom Williams has been fired. And it is for that
reason, that I believe that Payne will come out on
top. Ruthless will not be able to keep his focus on
Payne, and that is a deadly mistake.
[Shane Douglas vs
The Hardy Boyz]
This is a match that I like to call, the "WTF Match".
Why in the hell is this match even taking place? Did
the Hardy Boyz do something to piss off CEO Davis? If
they did, then they had better be kissen some ass
really soon! But there is a wild card in this match.
And that wild card is named Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
What role will Helmsley play in this match up? Will
he be able to keep his ego in check long enough to
make the three count? If Helmsley can, then this
match will goto Douglas. And if not, then this match
will goto Douglas. So what ever way you look at it
folks, Shane Douglas picks up the win.
And we have of course, some big announcement from
Sleazy-E. My thoughts are that E aint got a god damn
thing planned for Carnage, and he's just running his
fat mouth like he always does. But! Incase he really
is taking over on Monday, hey Eric, I've always been
behind you 100% pal!
Well fellow NWOites, this has been another Week In
Preview from the one and only, NWO Reporter. Take it
for what it's worth.