HALLOWEEN IN HELL 2000!!!




HALLOWEEN IN HELL 2000 TAKES THE AIR LIVE ON PAY PER VIEW!!!
Too Cool vs The Hardy Boyz vs Impure Authority(c)
Tag Team Championship

Howard Finkle: The following tag team match is a three way elimination match and it is for the NWO Tag Team Championship.

[Too Cool's music play and the two come dancing down to the ring.]

Howard Finkle: Introducing first, Grandmaster Sexay and Scottie Too Hottie, Too Cool!!!

[The Hardy Boyz' music play and they come to the ring.]

Howard Finkle: And their opponents, from Cameron, North Carolina, Matt and Jeff, The Hardy Boyz!!!

["Sad But True" plays. Triple X and The Undertaker come to the ring.]

Howard Finkle: And their opponents, they are the Net World Order Tag Team Champions, Triple X and The Undertaker, Impure Authority!!!

Jim Ross: The rules of this match are simple. Once one member of a team is pinned, gives up, or is eliminated in any other way, then that team is gone and then it will come down to just two teams.

[The two men starting the match in the ring are Triple X and Jeff Hardy. The two lock up in the center of the ring. Triple X powers Jeff Hardy down to one knee. Jeff, with all of his strength, gets back up to his feet. Jeff Hardy goes to sends XXX into the ropes, but Triple X reverses with a irish whip of his own. Hardy comes off the ropes, ducks a XXX clothesline attempt, comes off the other ropes and hits XXX with a jumping forearm smash. Jeff quicky brings XXX back to his feet and hooks him in a standing armbar. Jeff walks back towards the corner where is brother Matt is standing in, allowing Matt to tag himself in. Matt climbs to the top rope, and he nails Triple X with a missile toe dropkick right when Jeff releases the armbar.]

Jim Ross: The Hardys are taking it to the air right from the start of this match.

[Matt goes right for the cover. Referee Earl Hebner begins the count 1....2.. Triple X gets a shoulder up.]

Jerry Lawler: That would have been a huge upset, JR. It would have been a shame to see the Tag Team Champions Impure Authority be out of this match just like that.

[Triple X slowly pulls himself up by the ring ropes. He tries to go over to his corner to tag his partner, but he is cut off by Matt Hardy. Matt puts XXX into a side headlock and pulls him towards the center of the ring. XXX now powers out of this mover by using a side belly to back suplex on Matt Hardy. Both men are now laying on their backs in the middle of the ring. After a few moments, Matt hard rolls towards the corner of Too Cool and he slaps Grandmaster Sexay's right arm, forceing him into the match. And while this is going on, XXX makes the tag to The Undertaker.]

Jim Ross: Now there's two fresh people in the ring.

Jerry Lawler: Too bad it's such a big miss match. As much as I love Grandmaster Sexay, I don't like his chances against The Undertaker.


[The Grandmaster charges right at The Undertaker. He jumps and tries for some sort of attack, but The Undertaker side steps him and grabs him by his neck.]

Jim Ross: It looks like your boy is about to go for the ride!

Jerry Lawler: My boy?

[The Undertaker lifts Grandmaster Sexay into the air. Scottie Too Hottie comes into the ring and tries to break this up, but he is cut off by Triple X. The Undertaker now hits the big Chokeslam onto Brian Christopher and he goes for the cover. Earl Hebner counts 1....2....3]

Howard Finkle: Too Cool is eliminated!!

[Triple X leaves the ring and he goes looking underneath the ring.]

Jim Ross: What could Triple X be looking for.

Jerry Lawler: I don't know, JR. Anything can be found under the ring.

[Triple X pulls out a table and he sets it up right where he is.]

Jerry Lawler: This is going to be some bad news to somebody.

[The Undertaker rolls Grandmaster Sexay out of the ring, right at the feet of Triple X. Then he grabs Scottie Too Hottie and throws him out of the ring, over the top rope, almost right on top of his partner. The Undertaker now steps out of the ring and he stands right next to Triple X.]

Jim Ross: What could these two be up to?

[Triple X lifts both members of Too Cool to their feet. The Undertaker takes Scottie Too Hottie by his neck with his left hand and Grandmaster Sexay the same way with his right hand. The Undertaker lifts both of them up and he CHOKESLAMS THEM THROUGH THE TABLE!]

Jim Ross: OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!! The Undertaker just chokeslamed both members of Too Cool right through that table with a double chokeslam! I can not believe he did such a horrific thing to those two young men! King, what could bring a person to do that?

Jerry Lawler: One word JR, "REVENGE". If you remember back a few weeks ago, Triple X's good friend Bob Holly was hurt by the hands of Too Cool and The Hardy Boyz by being put through a table. Right there The Undertaker got some payback for ol' Sparky Plugg.

[As The Undertaker and Triple X turn their attention to the ring, The Hardy Boyz are in mid air and they take down the champions.]

Jim Ross: That was a smart move by The Hardys. They caught Impure Authority off guard and hit them with some arial moves from inside of the ring to the outside.

Jerry Lawler: That's probably the smartest things those two have done in their entire life times.

[The Hardy Boys get back up and they both get back into the ring. The Undertaker sits up and now gets to a vertical position. Triple X slowly gets back up as well. Triple X goes into the ring and The Undertaker and Matt Hardy go to their respective corners, leaving just Jeff Hardy and Triple X to wrestle in the ring.]

Jim Ross: This is just like the beginning of this match. It's Triple X squaring off against Jeff Hardy.

[Triple X swings wildly with a right hand. Jeff Hardy avoids the attack and he knocks down Triple X with a standing dropkick. Jeff goes for the cover. Hebner counts 1....2... XXX kicks out. Jeff walks over to his corner and he makes to tag to Matt Hardy. Matt walks over to Triple X and brings him to his feet. Matt signals for the Twist of Fate. As he goes for it, Triple X pushes him away, and then XXX hits Matt with a dropkick. Triple X now walks over to the fallen Matt Hardy, and brings him up to his feet. XXX nails Matt with The Final Act.]

Jerry Lawler: There it is JR, the Final Act, Triple X's finisher. I think it's all over for The Hardy Boys.

[Triple X goes for the pin. Earl Hebner counts 1....2... Jeff Hardy comes into the ring and he breaks up the count. Jeff then leaves the ring right after that.]

Jim Ross: If it wasn't for Jeff, then this match would be over like you said, King.

[Triple X gets up and he walks over to Jeff Hardy and he pushes him off of the ring apron. Behind the referee's back, The Undertaker enters the ring. He lifts up Matt Hardy, and he nails him with The Tombstone Piledriver. The Undertaker leaves the ring and Triple X and Earl Hebner turn around. XXX pins Matt Hardy and Hebner counts 1....2....3]

Howard Finkle: The winners and STILL NWO Tag Team Champions, Impure Authority!!!

Jim Ross: DAMNIT! Triple X and the Undertaker sneak away with a title defence.

Jerry Lawler: They won that one fair and square JR, and you know it. You just can't admit that they are the best Tag Team currently in the NWO.



Justin Credible vs Superstar -TV title-


Lilian Garcia:The next match is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the NWO Telivision championship! Itroducing first, weighing in at 230 pounds...Justin Credible!

(Justin Credible makes his way down to the ring followed by his gorgeous valet, Penny. The fans welcome Justin with a mixed reaction as he awaits his opponent's arrival.)

Lilian Garcia:And his opponent, he is the reigning Telivision champion...The Superstar!

(The lights in the arena begin to twinkle and a spotlight falls down to the top of the entrance way. The Superstar appears with the Telivision title strapped around his waist and a cocky smile spread on his face. The Staples Center comes back to life with a long and lond chorus of defeaning cheers. Everyone is on their feet for their favorite Net World Order wrestler, The Superstar. The Superstar unstraps his T.V. title and drops it outside of the ring. He then slides into the ring under the ropes and the match is quickly under way.)

Jim Ross: This should be a good old fashioned barn burn! Look at Justin Credible! That jack ass just got a cheep one in on the Superstar.

Jerry Lawler: I love it!

( The Superstar made a run at Credible a few moments ago but Credible side stepped him and followed that up with a rake to the eyes. Justin Credible picks up the temporarily blinded Superstar and power slams him hard to the mat. The Superstar groans in pain , but Credible is still on the attack. Credible picks Superstar up by the hair and gives him a swift kick to the gut. Justin Credible then vertical suplexes the Superstar and begins to quickly stomp him in various sections of his body. The Superstar rises to his feet and is met by a surprising drop kick from Justin Credible. The force of this drop kick sends the Superstar toppling over the top rope and crashing to the hard cement floor of the outside area around the ring. Justin Credible climbs to the top rope and flies out to meet the Superstar with a devastating splash. The Superstar crawls on all fours, still groggy from the last move that Justin laid on him. Credible hops back up to his feet and grabs the Superstar's head. Justin looks out at the fans in attendance and a demonic grin spreads across his face. Justin slams the Superstar's head against the guard rail. Before the Superstar has the chance to react, Credible rolls him back into the ring and comes in himself as well. This was a wise move since the ref was already at nine on the ring out. Justin Credible drops to a knee and gives the Superstar a blatant choke. The ref immediately counts to four and Justin lets go of the Superstar's neck. Justin Credible struts around the ring. He believes that the Superstar has nothing left to give him at all and that the match is practically his.)

Jim Ross: This clearly is not a wise move by Justin Credible. He is wasting too much time.

Jerry Lawler: Don't worry, he's got it all under control!

(By the time Justin Credible is done mouthing off to the fans that the match is over, The Superstar gains his bearings and rises to his feet. Credible turns around only to be speared by the Superstar. The Superstar goes right at Credible with three perfectly placed knee drops! Justin Credible furiously struggles back to his feet only to be plowed over by a fantastic clothesline. The Superstar then sets Credible back up to his feet and executes a drilling DDT on him. The Superstar attempts a pin.........1.........2...No! Justin Credible manages to kick out. The Superstar shakes his head in disbelief ,but comes back with a leg drop. Soon after, the Superstar picks Justin Credible up and power bombs him. The power bomb has so much momentum behind it that it shakes the ring! The Superstar adds to the Powerbomb with a snapmare takedown. Justin Credible stumbles to his feet and the Superstar puts him back down with a piledriver. The fans watching from their seats let loose bursts of enthusiastic cheers and pops. The Superstar bathes in the fans' cheers as Justin Credible makes an effort to get up. After a few seconds, Credible eventually makes it up to his feet. The Superstar rears back only to be rolled up by Credible........1........2....Not yet! The Superstar kicks out.)

Jerry Lawler: Damn you, Superstar!

Jim Ross: Try to relax for a few minutes, Jerry. Its only a wrestling match for God's sake!

(Justin Credible nails the Superstar with a russian leg sweep. Justin then climbs to the top ropes and flies off with a shooting star press. The Superstar rolls out of the way! Justin lands with a sickening thud. Both men are lieing motionless in the center of the ring. The ref begins the slow count to ten. Around the time when the ref yells out "six" , The Superstar sits up. Justin Credible gets up to his feet only a second or two after the Superstar and the two begin to give each other lefts and rights in the center of the ring. The Superstar and Justin Credible then simutaneously bounce off of the ropes and hit each other at the same time with two jaw wrenching clotheslines. The two lay unconsious in the middle of the ring with an arm spread across the other. The ref counts.......1......2......3!)

Jerry Lawler: Who's the winner?

Jim Ross: I'm not sure, King. Both men hit the mat at the same time so it is difficult to decide a clear winner.

(The ref paces around the ring with a confused look on his face. The wrinkles are really beginning to furrow up on his brow. He ends up doing the only thing he can at a time like this. He yells out a few words at Lilian Garcia, shrugs, and steps out of the ring. Lilian comes in and speaks.)

Lilian Garcia:As a result of the double pin, we have decided to vacate the Telivision championship! No one has won this match up!

Jerry Lawler: They can't do that!

Jim Ross: I guess that they can. But I must admit that that was one hell of a match indeed!


U.S. #1 Contenders Match
Jayzom Williams vs Apocalypse[- Buried Alive Match -] WINNER: Jayzom Williams [match was taken off the card due to Apocalypse leaving... Jayzom picls up a win by default and is number one contender to the US title]


Maxx Payne(c) vs The Superstar
United States Championship

Howard Finkle: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the NWO United States Championship.

["All Star" begins to play and The Superstar makes his way to the ring.]

Howard Finkle: Introducing first from Hollywood, California, The Superstar!!!

["Bad Blood" by The Ministry plays and Maxx Payne comes to the ring.]

Howard Finkle: And his opponent, he is the NWO United States Champion, Maxx Payne!!!< BR>
Jim Ross: This is a big match for Maxx Payne. If he can get past the Superstar here tonight then he will then have the record for the longests title run held by Rampage at this moment.

Jerry Lawler: But you better believe that the former United States Champ Superstar can beat Maxx for the title like he has done in the past.

[The two are in the ring as the bell sounds. They walk to the center of the ring and get into eachother's face. The Superstar then pushes Maxx Payne. Then Maxx pushes The Superstar as hard as he can, and then sends The Superstar down to the mat.]

Jim Ross: By how things look now, it seems that Maxx payne is really ready for this match.

[The Superstar is now back to his feet. Superstar grabs Maxx Payne's right right and he pulls it so that he sends Payne into the ropes. Payne comes off the ropes and he is meant with a clothesline from The Superstar. The Superstar goes right for the cover. Referee Tim White counts 1....2  Payne kicks out.]

Jerry Lawler: The Superstar hardly got a two count there. I know it's been a while since he has had to face someone who is good, but he should of known that was too early to pin anyone in the NWO.

[Maxx payne gets right back up to his feet.  The two lock up. This time Payne sends The Superstar into the ropes. As The Superstar comes off of the ropes, Payne takes a few steps back and then runs foward and takes down The Superstar with a jumping elbow smash. Payne now crawls over next to Superstar and begins to repeatly punch him in the face with his right hand.]

Jim Ross: I thought that Maxx was going to try from the pin, but he just wanted to beat on The Superstar some more.

Jerry Lawler: If he keeps this up, something very bad will happen!

Jim Ross: < /FONT>[In a sarcastic tone] What's that, King?

Jerry Lawler: He will ruin The Superstar's acting career. No show has a person with a messed up face in it, except in your case, JR.

Jim Ross: King....

Jerry Lawler: I was just joking JR. Your face was messed up even before you got scribal palsy twice.

[Maxx Payne now gets back up to feet. He brings The Superstar back up as well. Payne kicks Superstar in his stomach and then sets him up for a piledriver.]< BR>
Jim Ross: It looks like Maxx Payne is about to take a page out of your book, King.

[Instead of a normal piledriver, Payne does a jumping piledrive and The Superstar lands hard onto his neck. The Superstar doesn't move after the move. He is laying on his side holding is neck, but that's about it.]

Jim Ross: That is while the piledrive is such a dangerous move. The Superstar could have a broken neck like Steve Austin's a few years ago.

[Referee Tim White, who can tell that The Superstar is hurt, orders Payne to get away from The Superstar. After a few moments, EMTs with a stretcher race down towards a ring.]

Jim Ross: That move could have just ended The Superstar's career.

Jerry Lawler: That's why you don't see jumping piledrivers used that much. Something like this could always happen.

[Very carefully, The EMTs place The Superstar onto the stretcher and they carry him away from the ring. A somewhat shocked Maxx Payne exits the ring, gets his United States Title belt and he heads to the backstage area.]

ROSS: Well, more Halloween in Hell on the way, but first let's go to the back where our very own Michael Cole is standing by with tonight's challenger for the NWO World Heavyweight Championship. Let's join Cole with the Franchise, Shane Douglas! (Cole is standing in the interview area with "The Franchise"! Douglas is standing with his valet, Olga the Colossus towering over him. She has her big arms folded across her chest as Douglas arrogantly looks at Cole.) COLE: Shane Douglas, you have set the NWO on its ear once again in recent weeks. From your tearing Ass-Kickers, Incorporated apart to the unceremonious dismissal of one Francine from your side, you never fail to snag the attention and the spotlight. DOUGLAS: Isn't life wonderful, Cole? Especially when you have a real woman at your side like the mighty Olga here! You see, this woman here is what a true babe should be! She should be seen, not heard! A real woman should stand behind you, because it's always about the man to begin with. And, let's not forget she should always do whatever she's told without question! That wench Francine forgot all about that, she started to think she was above the "Franchise!" Well, baby, you learned the hard way that even after all we've been through over the last few years, "The Franchise" doesn't need you to be the greatest! So, you can always learn that when your ugly ass is back in Philadelphia in insurance! Because, let's face it, there is NO way in hell I will ever let you work in the NWO or anywhere else in wrestling ever again! COLE: Shane, your opinions on sexual roles notwithstanding, it was at the NWO's inaugural Halloween In Hell that you won your first World title. Now, one year later, you stand on the brink of either winning your second, or maybe falling behind to some of the top contenders here in the organization. Many experts say this could be your last shot for a while at regaining the title. DOUGLAS: Well, that just goes to show how uneducated and braindead you are, Cole! I mean, really! Many of these so-called experts have about as much of a life as you do. They sit in the dark, watch film, eat Cheetos, drink warm Mountain Dew, and they think because they watch film that they know what the hell they're doing! Sorry, but if that's their ideas of the experts running around here, then someone needs a serious clue! None of them have ever actually been in a wrestling ring, they have never stood across the ring at someone looking to tear them apart! No one can comprehend what I have planned, or what I'll do next! I have much more important things to take care of then this, so I'll make it brief! The Baltimore Assassin had his day in the sun, the sun shines on a dog's ass every once in a while! But, the darkness is coming pretty damn fast tonight, because in a short while, you have to walk down to the ring against a man who has just had your number all the time! Let's face it, Bad Girl, you have had to always deal with the fact that no matter what you've ever accomplished here in the NWO, you have to accept the hard, cold facts that you have NEVER gotten a REAL victory over "The Franchise!" That rip off last month sure as hell don't count for you, I had you beaten! It was the same from day one, when you were whipped in 30 seconds by yours truly! It will be the same tonight, when the welfare groupies of yours watch you lose once again, as "The Franchise" walks out the World Champion! So, TBA, shine up that...wait, never mind! I have it with me! (Pulls the NWO World Title belt out of a black bag Olga carries and holds it on his shoulder, smiling!) COLE: Shane, let's not forget you still have to win to earn the right to wear that belt! You still have to beat the Baltimore Assassin in the ring! DOUGLAS: Your stupidity is overwhelming, Cole! Not only will I be the rightful World champion after tonight after having been wrongfully denied all this time, I will be the FINAL NWO World Champion! I will NEVER lose this belt, as there is no REAL competition to take it from me! So, you can take that at face value, for I'm going to be the next World champion and the FINAL champ the NWO ever knows! COLE: Big words, but Shane Douglas is able to back them up! Folks, this will be one hell of a main event tonight!


Jim Ross: Well coming up next we have number one contenders and winners of the IC Title toureny Y2J Chris Jericho and Ruthless faceing off in hopes of being the next NWO IC champion. King this should prove to be one hell of a sloberknocker!

Jerry Lawler: Ross I been meaning to ask you, what the hell is a sloberknocker anyway? If it means that Ruthless is going to beat some poor sap then thats the damn truth so speaks the King.

~**The camera cuts to the ring where Mean Gene Okerland stands waiting to announce the next match**~

Mean Gene: Well fans up next is our semi main event match up piting Chris Jericho aginst Ruthless for the NWOs IC title. Chris Jericho and Ruthless both wrestled in the IC tag battle royle last week and have earned the chance to wrestle for one of the NWOs most sault after prizes. Coming to the ring at this time, My hands on favorite in this match... Chris Jericho!!!

~**Break the walls down!!!! sends the crowd into a frenzy as the arena grows dark and Y2Js NWOtron plays on the big scren.**~

Jim Ross: This man right here is one of the greats in the NWOs long history! He is the greatest TV champion ever to step foot in the NWO.

~**Pyros flash in a blinding light as Jericho is seen standing with his back faceing the crowd and his arls out like wings on a plane. Jericho jumps around and begins to make his way to the ring blowing kisses to the fans. Jericho climbs into the ring and rest in a corner as he wait for his opponent.**~

Mean Gene: And his opponent, a member of the AMW... Ruthless!!!

~**Ruthless's ring music rumbles over the PA system as the lights fade low and lazors and spot lights pan the crowd. Ruthless steps out from the back with the fans booing there asses off. On his way to the ring Ruthless flips a fan the bird, Ruthless climbs into the ring as Gene Okerland steps threw the ropes to the outside and takes a seat. The Ref signals for the bell and the match starts**~

~**They lock up, Ruthless gets Chris Jericho in a side headlock and then whips Jericho into the ropes. Chris Jericho comes off the ropes and ducks a clothesline stops and waits for Ruthless to come off the ropes then nails him with the dropkick. Chris Jericho gets up and starts to stomp Ruthless, Chris Jericho goes into the ropes and comes off them and executes a deadly knee drop to the head of Ruthless. The referee firmly warns Jericho but Jericho yells at the referee scareing him.**~

Jim Ross: This is main event action!

Jerry Lawler: Hell yeah!

~**Chris Jericho picks up Ruthless by the head and then uses a snapmare on him to take him back to the mat and then Chris Jericho follows up with a rear chin lock. Jericho lets go of the chin lock and goes for the Death Valley Driver on Ruthless 1... 2... Kickout!**~

Jim Ross: That was close!

Jerry Lawler: No! Ruthless wasn't even stuned

~**Chris Jericho picks up Ruthless by the hand and whips him to the corner. Chris Jericho starts to stomp on Ruthless in the corner and the referee tries to stop him but he gets scared away again. Ruthless fights back with lefts and rights completly out of nowhere! The DRIVE BY on Chris Jericho.**~

Jerry Lawler: Its all over!

~**1... 2... KICKOUT?!**~

Jerry Lawler: What the?

~**Ruthless is shocked! He punches Chris Jericho but one of the punches goes west and knocks the referee out cold. Chris Jericho blocks and starts an attack of his own THE WALLS OF JERICHO! Ruthless is tapping but the referee is out cold!**~

Jim Ross: Come on ref!

Jerry Lawler: Hey look whos at the top of the entrance way with a microphone...

Jim Ross: It's Jayzom Williams, What the hell is he doing here!

Jerry Lawler: He's just here to watch his partner.

~**SMACK!!! Ruthless gets hit with a kendo stick by Chris Jericho. He hits Ruthless some more with the kendo stick and then tries to wake up the ref. Jericho pushes the referee a bit and he slowly gets up.**~

~**Jayzom Williams rolls into the ring with the microphone in his hand.**~

Jim Ross: What the hell is he doing now.

Jerry Lawler: Helping is partner, you idiot!

~**Jericho turns around only to meet William's fist. William's hits Jericho with a microphone. Ruthless gets up and see's Jayzom walking back over the ropes. Ruthless picks up Jericho and nails him with THE DRIVE BY for the second time. 1...2...The Ref see's Jericho's foot on the rope.**~

Jerry Lawler: His foot wasn't even close to the ropes the ref needs some glasses.

Jim Ross: WOW!! Jericho is a real competitor out there taking 2 DRIVE BY'S like that.

~**Ruthless gets up in confusion and picks up Jericho and DDT's him back down on the mat. He goes for the cover 1...2....Jericho reveres the pin 1...2.KICKOUT**~

Jerry Lawler: Jericho is lucky that Ruthless is having a bad day or this match would be already over.

Jim Ross: Ruthless fights like this all the time!

~**Jericho gets up a little before Ruthless does and jumps on the ropes and does a moonsault to Ruthless. Jericho get's up and picks up Ruthless and powerbombs him back down to the mat. Then pins. 1...2..Jericho gets up only to be distracted by Jayzom. Ruthless gets up and pushes Jericho into Jayzom, Jayzom is knocked out cold, Ruthless cradles Jericho 1...2...3**~

Mean Gene: The winner of this match and new IC Champion Ruthless.

Jim Ross: That should be a DQ on Jayzom's part

Jerry Lawler: What the Hell are talking about Ross, you idiot Ruthless won fair and square.
***NWO World Heavyweight Title Match (Hardcore Rules)***

”The Franchise” Shane Douglas w/Olga vs. The Baltimore Assassin(Champ) w/Lady Kelly

[The camera pans the enormously large crowd on hand at the Staples Center in Los Angeles, California. Halloween In Hell has proved to the world once again that the Net World Order has what it takes to get back on top in the wrestling industry, with Halloween In Hell showing a HUGE improvement. The cheers from the crowd continue to roar in, and the camera cuts to ringside where Jim Ross and Jerry “The King” Lawler await the main event of the evening.]

Jim Ross - Folks, the Net World Order superstars have gone through hell and high water this evening and put on one HELL of a show! King, a lot has happened here tonight, but the best is about to begin!

Jerry “The King” Lawler - JR, TBA has the title around his waist going into this match! But I have never known Shane Douglas to go down twice, and I got a gut feeling that “The Franchise” kicks TBA’s ass all over the Staples Center! There’s going to be a new champ here tonight JR!

Jim Ross - You may be right King, and then again, you may be wrong. I personally think that TBA is too determined to stay the champ after winning the title, and he will walk out, the champ.

Jerry “The King” Lawler - Either way JR, we should have one HELL of a main event ahead of us! Lilian Garcia is in the ring ready to bring out the superstars!

Lilian Garcia - Ladies and gentlemen, the next match is a Hardcore Match, and is for the Net World Order World Heavyweight Title! Now coming to the ring, standing 6’0 tall, and weighing in at 255 lbs. He comes to us from Pittsburg, Pennsylvania. Coming to the ring accompanied by Olga, here is “The Franchise” Shane Douglas!!

[Deep Purple blasts over the P.A., and the crowd errupts into a chorus of boos as Shane Douglas makes his way out from the back alongside Olga. Olga holds the ropes for Douglas as he enters the ring, and the two jar with the fans awaiting the Champ.]

Lilian Garcia - And now his opponent. He stands 6’9 inches tall, and weighs in at 299 lbs. He HAILS from Baltimore, Maryland, and is the current reigning nWo World Heavyweight Champion!! Give it up for the Innovator of Violence, The Baltimore Assassin!!

[Full Nelson by Limp kicks up, and the crowd goes nuts with cheers for the nWo’s Bad Boy! The lights flicker, and then TBA comes out from the back pushing a cart of Hardcore items. TBA points to his belt in the refs hand inside the ring, then to Shane Douglas in the ring! With that TBA charges the cart to the ring. TBA climbs into the ring pointing at Douglas. TBA steps closer to Douglas, but “The Franchise” stops him with a microphone in hand.]

Jim Ross - Douglas has the mic, let’s listen in to what this maniac has to say! TBA is out without Lady Kelly, and Douglas has something up his sleeve. What does he possibly have to say?

”The Franchise” Shane Douglas - Cut the Music! TBA, before we get down to business, and before I start kicking your ass in front of all these inbreed morons,(Crowd boos) I got a little surprise for you first! Ya see TBA, the plan for tonight, is to see who the best in the A.K.I was and always will be, and that is “The Franchise”. TBA, the idea was for me to beat your ass, interference FREE< and prove that I am the AMBASSADOR of the nWo, and the ruler of YOUR world! HA HA!(Crowd boo’s more for Douglas)But TBA, you can’t be trusted punk! I know damn well that you will have the others try and save your ass, so tonight, I brought a few guests to the building to make sure NO ONE gets involved in this fight. So welcome my guests, the Hell’s Angels!!

Jim Ross - Oh my god, Douglas has called out the biker klan, known as The Hell’s Angels! And here they come on Harley’s! My god this does not look good for TBA King!

Jerry “The King” Lawler - Douglas with some harsh words their JR! But TBA doesn’t seem intimidated by the Angels or Douglas at all! TBA just showed Douglas what he thinks of him by spitting right in his face!

Jim Ross - Now a slap to the face delivered to Douglas, and now Douglas with a trash can right over the head of the champ! Douglas just unloaded to stop TBA dead in his tracks!

Jerry “The King” Lawler - Ha Ha JR, TBA made a big mistake and got nailed because of it! ”The Franchise” is stomping away at The Baltimore Assassin! Douglas sets TBA against the ropes, and now TBA is all tangled up! Douglas is taking advantage with chops to the chest Ross! Listen to the sound of those viscous chops!

Jim Ross - Douglas now hits the ropes attempting a clothesline…NO! TBA pulled the rope down, and Douglas just shot like a rocket over that top rope and down to the ground! How’s that for entertainment King!!

[TBA follows up with his attack, and delivers an irish whip on “The Franchise” right into the steel steps! TBA grabs the head of Douglas and starts banging it into the steel steps repeatedly, showing NO MERCEY! The Baltimore Assassin then grabs the Steel Chair from inside the ring, and takes it down to ringside.]

Jerry “The King” Lawler - I’ll tell you something JR, the Steel Chair goes back in time, but it is still one of the most dangerous weapons in a Hardcore match!

Jim Ross - You got that right King, and it looks as if TBA is about to leave an inprint of the chair on Douglas’s skull! Your fighter’s in trouble King, and so are his chances at the belt! Look at the Hell’s Angels surrounding the ring though, there moving in on TBA!

[TBA moves in on Douglas, but stops as The Hell’s Angels move in closer. TBA goes to nail Douglas with the chair, but turns and nails one of the Hell’s Angels! TBA nails another, and then another, but then gets caught by a low blow from Douglas! Right then, a mob of Hell’s Angels begin to pummel TBA, along with Douglas.]

Jerry “The King” Lawler - This is insanity JR! The Hell’s Angels aren’t supposed to be here! And they’re beating the HELL out of TBA! These fans don’t like this much at all, and now members of the Hell’s Angels are bringing out some baseball bats! This isn’t right anymore, we need some help!

Jim Ross - Those son of a bitches just nailed TBA with the ball bats! This is bullshit, we need to get these guys the hell out of here!

Jerry “The King” Lawler - Calm down JR! I think we just got some help! Because here comes Neil Stylez! Wait a damn minute, he hates Douglas, and he is supposed to be retired!

Jim Ross - Damn right he is King! But Stylez is going to serve up an ass-kicking right here L.A!

[Stylez gets a pop from the fans, and goes right after the Hell’s Angels! The big man starts to lay into the members of the Angels with a bat of is own. The bodies drop, and Stylez comes closer to Douglas. Stylez points at Douglas who is on his hands and knees begging him off. Right then Stylez turns to block a punch from one of the Hell’s Angels, and TBA somehow rolls back into the ring. Stylez send bodies out of the arena, and then starts to exit. Douglas stands pointing at Stylez, and TBA grabs the hair of Douglas from inside the ring]

Jim Ross - TBA has a handful of hair, and he just pulled Douglas into the ring! TBA now has a trash can…WHACK! Right between the eyes, and now a cover King! 1…2…NO! So close!

Jerry “The King” Lawler - TBA won’t take Douglas out that easy JR! TBA now following it up, whips into the ropes, Douglas ducks a clothesline! Douglas turns around, right hand to the jaw! “The Franchise” with another right hand, and then a clothesline attempt…NO!

[TBA counters ducking the clothesline, then turning to lift and deliver a Samoan Drop to Douglas! TBA picks him back up, and nails him with a short-arm clothesline! The Baltimore Assassin moves Douglas into the corner, and chops away at his chest. TBA then moves Douglas in front of him and hops up to the middle rope.]

Jim Ross - TBA looks like he is going for something big here King! Wait a damn second! Olga has the leg of TBA! That HUGE she-devil is interfering, but TBA just booted here in the face! HA Olga just crashed into the steel guardrail, but Douglas is able to trip the rope causing TBA to take one in the grapefruits!

Jerry “The King” Lawler - TBA will pay for messing with Olga JR! Now Douglas has TBA up, big Suplex! TBA down, Douglas for the cover gets 1, gets 2, kickout! So close!

[Douglas continues his assault, and grabs a steel chair out of the cart. Douglas opens the chair and sits TBA down in it. Douglas hits the ropes and comes back with a HUGE dropkick! TBA fly out of the chair and lies holding his head! Douglas quickly covers, 1…2…NO!]

Jim Ross - What a HUGE move and TBA STILL kicked out! This match is by far one HELL of a SLOBERKNOCKER King!!

Jerry “The King” Lawler - I think this SLOBERKNOCKER JR is about to end, because Douglas is slapping on the figure four in the middle of the ring! HA HA! TBA is screaming in pain!

[Douglas tightens the hold, and TBA screams with no where to go! TBA yells in pain, and then attempts to turn the hold! The crowd erupts behind TBA, but Douglas reaches into his pants pulling out a chain! Douglas wraps the chain around his fist, and nails TBA right in the face with it! The ref does nothing since it is legal, and TBA drops his shoulders to the mat. The ref counts, 1…2…NO! TBA kicks out again!]

Jerry “The King” Lawler - What a bunch of crap JR! Douglas should be the champ! Oh no, he just nailed TBA with that chain again! And now the blood is starting to pour from the head of TBA. And TBA is not moving JR, he could be hurt!

Jim Ross - Douglas with a cheap shot on TBA that time King, and he could be hurt! The ref is checking in and TBA seems to be out, and a bloody mess! The referee checking in, drops the arm once. Lifting the arm, it drops again!

Jerry “The King” Lawler - I told you JR, this is it, if it drops Douglas is the champ…NO! How did TBA…

Jim Ross - Because he is the champ King! The fighting champ! The Baltimore Assassin is coming alive!!

[TBA sits up, and opens his eyes wide starring at Douglas while the blood flows from his forehead! The expression on his face shows it all, and Douglas turns pale white! TBA then attempts to turn the figure four, and the fans erupt as he turns Douglas over! “The Franchise” screams in pain, but then grabs the rope to break the hold.]

Jerry “The King” Lawler - That was too close JR! Douglas barely got away, but TBA is exploding! TBA has Douglas up, and lifts him into a HUGE Gorilla Press Slam! TBA is holding him on his shoulders, where is he going to put him?

Jim Ross - He is right near the edge of the rign, and he just launched Douglas into the crowd! Oh my god, Douglas just got flatened! And TBA has a kendo stick, and he is following Douglas out in the crowd!

[TBA jumps the guardrail, and starts to whack Douglas with the kendo stick. Douglas gets hammered into the steel post, and starts to bleed as well. TBA pulls Douglas over the guardrail to ringside, and slides him into the ring. TBA looks under the ring, and pulls out a ladder. TBA tosses the ladder into the ring, and follows up.]

Jerry “The King” Lawler - TBA is out of control JR! He is setting up the ladder, and it doesn't look to good for Douglas!

Jim Ross - But Douglas has a trash can lid in his hand! TBA is setting up the ladder and doesn't see Douglas! CRACK! My god Douglas just laid TBA out! And now he is pointing to the ladder! Douglas is starting to climb, but TBA is climbing the other end!

[Both men begin to climb the ladder, and when they reach the top, they start to exchange right hands! Both men begin to real, but it goes TBA's way when he blocks a right hand. TBA delivers one of his own, blocks, and delivers again! TBA grabs Douglas by the hair, and head-butts him sending him off the top of the ladder and down to the ground!]

Jerry “The King” Lawler - Oh No! Douglas just went down far and hard! I can't believe this, Douglas is hurt! We need help out here! What the HELL is TBA doing?

Jim Ross - It looks like he is purched on the top of the ladder, and Douglas is lying flat on his back! Wait a minute, TBA is signaling to the ground! We could see YES!! The 450 splash onto Douglas from the top of the ladder! TBA has it won!

Jerry “The King” Lawler - I can't believe this! TBA over for the cover, 1...2...NO! Douglas kicked out! Douglas kicked out! "The Franchise" is here to fight JR!

Jim Ross - I got to agree with you on that one King, Douglas is still in it! But TBA is relentless, he has just pulled out a table from underneath the ring, and these fans coudn't be more excited!

[The Baltimore Assassin sets the table up near the corner of the ring. He sets Douglas up in front of him, and once again hops up on the middle turnbuckle. TBA looks as if he is going for a Tornado DDT, but Olga comes out of no where with a lead pipe across the back of TBA. Douglas holds TBA up and hooks his leg, then nails The Pittsburg Plunge off the top and through the table!!]

Jerry “The King” Lawler - HOLY SHIT! TBA just got his ass "FRANCHISED" JR! Here's the cover it is all over! 1, 2, NO! Not again! How did he kick out?

Jim Ross - I told you King, he is the fighting Champion! But he is a hurt champion at the moment, and Douglas is taking advantage of that! Douglas whips him into the ropes, and nails him with a back body drop! TBA down, and now Douglas is pointing to another table already set-up in the ring.

[Douglas shakes his head ignoring the table, and instead places TBA in the corner. Douglas sets up TBA on the top rope, and calls for the Belly-Belly Suplex! The crowd boo's, and Douglas climbs up as well. Douglas wraps TBA for the Suplex, but TBA gives him a swift kick to the jewels!]

Jerry “The King” Lawler - Oh my god! Douglas's eyes are about to bug out of his head! And TBA has him hooked for...

Jim Ross - THE PEACEMAKER!! TBA nailed it, he nailed The Peacemaker off the top! TBA over for the cover and this ones in the books! 1...2...WHAT THE HELL?!?

[The count stops, and TBA looks over to see Olga pulling the ref out of the ring right in the nick of time! Olga tosses the ref over the guardrail with ease. Olga then looks at TBA, and goes to swing. TBA blocks, and nails the HE-SHE with a right hand. He nails her with more right hands, then clotheslines her over the top rope and out!]

Jerry “The King” Lawler - JR look at Olga! She was in control, but TBA got the advantage! I love this Ross, and I got front row for this great entertainment!!

Jim Ross - Olga down at ringside, but inside the ring Douglas is coming to his feet King. he has what seems to be some sort of powder that Olga handed to him in the mix-up with TBA?

[Douglas slowly stands with the substance in his hand. TBA turns around and Douglas tosses the powder into the face of TBA. TBA clutches his eyes in pain, and Douglas nails the Belly-Belly Suplex on TBA through the table! Douglas covers, 1...2...3!!!]

Jerry “The King” Lawler - NEW CHAMP!! NEW CHAMP! Douglas is the World Heavyweight Champion!!

Jim Ross - That son of a bitch! This is disgusting, damn Douglas! Damn him to hell!!

Lilian Garcia - The winner of the match, and NEWWWWWW NWO World Heavyweight Champion, "The Franchise" Shane Douglas!!

Jerry “The King” Lawler - Take a look at the NEW Champ JR, Douglas is the AMBASSADOR of the NWO Ha!

Jim Ross - He makes me sick! Anyway fans, this is rather disturbing, but we must end this show on such a bad note as that! Folks it's time to...WAIT! I just got word that...that something big is going down in the back! What the hell is going on?

[Right then the cameras show a limo pulling up to the arena. A figure gets out, but the cameras can only see the feet walking towards the arena. Then Deep Purple plays again, and Francince comes out to a HUGE pop!]

Jerry “The King” Lawler - Oh my god JR! Francine is out! We haven't seen "The Queen of Extreme" since Douglas dumped her for Olga! What is going on here?

Jim Ross - I have no idea, Douglas has stopped celebrating in the ring and has his attention on Francine. She has the mic.

Francine - Shane, you think that you can dump me like I am nothing, and eplace me with that fat bitch in that ring? Your a bigger idiot then I thought Shane! And now that were not together, I guess you wouldn't mind if I let everyone know about your little secret. You know, the one involving your lifetime prescription of VIAGRA, because without it there would be NO FRANCHISING going on!(Douglas goes balistic, and Francine smiles with the crowd on her side)Now Shane let's cut to the chase. I made a call, and I got a hold of the one MAN that you could NEVER beat! And he's back, so bring "The Immortal One" out here right now!

[JR and King look stunned, and so do Douglas and Olga. The lights begin to flicker, and Douglas and Olga watch tentatively. Then without warning, the Real American theme music blasts over the speakers, and the crowd immediatly goes nuts with cheers! The music plays, and then "The Immortal" Hulk Hogan appears wearing the red and yellow! The crowd goes nuts, and Hogan points at the three in the ring, standing side by side with Francine!]

Jim Ross - MY GOD KING! Hulk Hogan is back!! The Hulkster is back in the NWO, WITH Francince! Douglas is going nuts! And here he comes! Hogan's in the ring, and now Payne and Jericho are in the ring for the A.K.I! Payne and Jericho came out of no where, and Payne charges with a right hand, blocked! Hogan with a right hand to Payne, then to Jericho, and one to Douglas! Hogan is cleaning house!

[The Hulkster clotheslines Payne over the top rope, then Jericho tries for a clothesline. No effect, and Hogan grabs him by the hair launching him over the top rope and through a table on the outside. Then Douglas tries to get the cheap shot in with the steel chair across the back! But Hogan doesn't feel it! The fans erupt as Hogan begins to HULK-UP in the center of the ring! Hogan grabs the chair and tosses it to the ground. Hogan nails Douglas with a right hand, then whips him into the ropes nailing the Big Boot! Hogan puts the chair over the face of Douglas, and goes to hit the ropes. Olga gets in the way, and Hogan turns and signal to nail her! The fans chant FUCK HER UP, FUCK HER UP, and Hogan goes to whipe her out, then Francince comes from behind Olga with a chair to the back of the head! Francince begins to pummel Olga, and Hogan watches with the crowd going insane!! Hogan hits the ropes and nails the Leg Drop on Douglas, and "The Franchise" rolls out of the ring.]

Jerry “The King” Lawler - He can't do that to Douglas. What the hell is Hogan thinking?

Jim Ross - He is doing what he want King! And now Hogan is helping TBA up! TBA extending his hand to The Hulkster! Hogan is shaking hands with TBA, but NO! Hogan just nailed TBA with the steel chair! These fans are loving The Hulkster!

[Hogan nails another Leg Drop on TBA, and then brushes his sweat on to TBA while playing to the crowd! The fans chant Hogan's name, and The Real American Music hits the speakers! Hogan stands in the center of the ring with Francince, back in the NWO!]

Jim Ross - What is up with Hogan and Francince? Anyway Folks, the Hulkster is back, and we are out of time! I'm good ol' JR with Jerry "The King" Lawler saying so long, and good night!

[Scene Ends...]