[Fireworks go off all throughout the Continental Airlines Arena. Down at ringside are tonights announcers, Jim Ross and Jerry "The King" Lawler.]

Jim Ross: Hello folks, it's time for the NWO's weekly installment of Monday Night Carnage! We are here in the Continental Airlines Arena in the New Jersey Medowlands.

Jerry Lawler: I can't stand this place. The only thing this state is good for is catching all of the crap coming from New York City. And look at the teams that play in this very arena and right next door to here. before today, The Devils lost like ten games in a row, and the Nets haven't made the playoffs since like 1990.

Jim Ross: King, c'mon.....

Jerry Lawler: I'm not done yet. I haven't got to why the Jets and Giants suck....

Jim Ross: It will have to wait for another time. He have a job to do tonight.

Jerry Lawler: Whatever...

Jim Ross: Anyway, tonight besides the matches, I heard that the NWO/UWF Champion Shane Douglas will comment on Sting's challenge for a retirement match at When World's Collide. As much as I wish he would drop dead, he should have some intresting things to say about Sting.

Jerry Lawler: You wish he would drop dead? That's not a nice thing to say about our UWF Champion.

Jim Ross: King, you know as well as me that Shane Douglas is a complete jackass.

Jerry Lawler: How can you say that? Shane Douglas is an honorable person and a all-round good guy. That's the truth JR, and you do know that, but you won't admit it.

Jim Ross: I am not going to sit here and fight with you. We have to get to the ring for our first match. It's for a shot to the TV Title.

X-Pac vs Blade
#1 Contendership to TV Title

Howard Finkle: The following match is set for one fall, and it iss for the number one contendership to the Television Title. The winner faces Dex Holland for the title at When Worlds Collide.

[X-Pac's music plays. Green lights flash on and off as he comes down to the ring.]

Howard Finkle: Introcucing first, from Minneapolis, Minnesota, weighing in at 212 pounds, X-Pac!!

[X-Pac enters the ring and he stands in a ring coner just looking at the entry way as Blade's music begins to play.]

Howard Finkle: And his opponent, Blade!!

[Blade enters the ring. The two circle around the ring as the bell to start sounds.]

Jerry Lawler: I guess CEO Davis is trying to drive a wedge between one of the groups trying to take over the NWO, Degeneration X.

Jim Ross: You can't blame him, though. You know he doesn't want the NWO to be taken over.

[After a few more moments, X-Pac runs at Blade and clothes for a clothesline. Blade ducks, turns and dropkicks X-Pac down to the mat. Blade goes for the cover. The referee counts 1....2 X-Pac kicks out.]

Jim Ross: A premature pin attempt by Blade.

[Blade stand back up and he waits for X-Pac to get up as well. Once X-Pac is up, Blade grabs him and sends him into the ropes. As X-Pac bounces back, he nails Blade with his trademark flipping clothesline.]

Jerry Lawler: Look at that jumping, flipping clothesline by X-Pac! That was a nice move.

Jim Ross: It appeared that Blade was about to take control of this match, but now it looks like it can go either way.

[X-Pac gets right back up. He runs off the ropes and hits Blade with a short leg drop. X-Pac now goes for the cover. The referee counts 1....2.. Blade gets a shoulder up.]

Jim Ross: X-Pac followed up with a quick legdrop, but he only got a two count.

[X-Pac gets back up and he brings Blade back to his feet. X-Pac measures Blade, and then nails him with a spin kick. X-Pac goes for another cover. The referee once again counts 1.....2.... Blade gets a shoulder up.]

Jerry Lawler: Oh, That Was Close!!

Jim Ross: For a minute there I thought that X-Pac was going on to When Worlds Collide to face Dex Holland for the Television Title, but the match will continue.

Jerry Lawler: I don't think Blade is going to be able to stay alive in this match much longer if thise keeps up. X-Pac is in total control of the match.

[X-Pac gets back to his feet and he brings Blade back up. X-Pac now irish whips Blade hard into a ring corner. X-Pac charges at Blade, but Blade moves out of the way at the last moment, and then quickly hits X-Pac with a side suplex. Both men are now laying in the middle of the ring.]

Jim Ross: Just one mistake by X-Pac has turned the tide of this match. Now they are both down in the center of the ring. If one can get the cover, we could have a winner.

Jerry Lawler: I guess they both want that title shot. They've taken a lot out of eachother and it doesn't look like they are going to let up until one of them wins.

[Blade rolls ontop of X-Pac. The referee counts 1.....2.... X-Pac gets a shoulder up]

Jim Ross: That's the third near fall in the past few minutes.

[Now they both struggle to get to their feet. They both get up at about the same time. Blade goes to attack X-Pac, but X-Pac gets in a quick kick to Blade's midsection, and then takes his head and connects with The X-Factor.]

Jim Ross: There It Is! The X-Factor!

Jerry Lawler: I am pretty sure that this match will be over now.

[X-Pac rolls Blade over onto his back and covers him hooking a leg. The referee counts 1.....2.....3]

Howard Finkle: The winner of this match, and the second number one contender to the TV Title, X-Pac!!

[X-Pac rolls right out of the ring and and he walks up the entrance way to the backstage area.]

Jim Ross: While X-Pac did win this match, Blade did put up one hell of a fight.

Jerry Lawler: Yeah, that was a hard fought match, but X-Pac came out the winner at the end.

Jim Ross: Which means that he will face Dex Holland this Sunday for the TV Title. Those two quick men should put one a  great match at the pay-per-view. But for now we have to take a quick time out. We will be right back.

Commercial Break

(An attendant brings over from the timekeeper's table a phone to Ross and Lawler. The attendant tells Ross the call is for them. Ross picks up thephone...)


ROSS: Hello? Yes, ma'am, I'll accept the charges.  Hello?

(The conversation is piped in through the P.A. speakers so the entirebuilding can hear it.)

DOUGLAS: Jimmy!  Do ya miss my ass?  Because, let me tell ya, I sure as helldon't miss yours!

ROSS: Ladies and gentlemen, as you can hear, I'm talking to the NWO/UWF World Heavyweight Champion, "The Franchise" Shane Douglas.  Shane, what the hell are you doing calling this place collect?  Certainly you can afford a phone call to us!

LAWLER: HEY, JR!  Leave him alone, he's just trying to save money!

DOUGLAS: First of all, it's Bischoff's money, he doesn't give two craps or astroke, nor does Davis!  Second of all, Davis needs to know by now that I dowhat I want, when I want, and whenever I want to do it!  As for Lawler, tell Burger Queen to shut the hell up before I shove my foot up his ass!  I'll make it short and sweet, since I know that Davis is a cheapskate! Davis, you made THE BIGGEST mistake of your life by putting your hands onme!  Ask just about every other president retarded enough to do that,they're no longer here!  Touch me again, I'll run you out of here with therest of them!  Second of all, Sting!  I take full credit for your quitting the NWO the lasttime because you wanted no part of me!  You went around whining and cryingabout no respect or attention because no one here cared about what the hellyou did or didn't do!  Face it, Stink, no one cares if you use the wrongfork at dinnertime, that's how much you're really thought of around here! Then, when I was ready to take your ass on, you left because you knew deepdown that I was far better than you!I think insanity is setting in, that or all that makeup is affecting yourbrain!  You actually are wanting to retire if you lose to me, but expect meto do the same if you win?  Allow me to say you really are pathetic becauseI have no intention of losing, where the hell you get the possibility ofyour actual winning is beyond me!  Nevertheless, I accept your challenge!  

LAWLER: I hope you realize what the hell you're doing, Shane!  You areputting your career on the line against Sting!

DOUGLAS: Hey, idiot!  I'm well aware of it!  Sting, enjoy your swan song inthe NWO, because in Miami on the 26th I'm going to sing farewell to yoursorry ass!  Of course, we could make it easier on all of us, and just haveyou quit!  You can save everyone a lot of trouble.  Nevertheless, you're toostupid for that, so I'll see your ugly ass in Miami!

(Slams phone down, and dial tone is heard)

ROSS: Folks, Shane Douglas has accepted the challenge of Sting!  At When Worlds Collide, it's the World title on the line, as well as one career! Either Shane Douglas or Sting will end their long, illustrious career! We'll be right back with more NWO action right after this!


Commercial Break


Jim Ross: Well, we are back. And what news we had from that Shane Douglas phone call just a few moments ago!

Jerry Lawler: Yeah, at When Worlds Collide, it will be a RETIREMENT MATCH for the NWO/UWF World Title between Shane Douglas and Sting.

Jim Ross: Now we are going back to the ring. This match is between the UWF's Chris Jericho and a man very much so for the NWO, The Ultimate Warroir.

Chris Jericho vs The Warroir


[The Y2J countdown begins. Once it gets to zero, the lights go off and there is a loud explosion. "Break The Walls Down" begins to play. Jericho is seen with his arms out with his back to everyone. He turns and walks to the ring.]

Howard Finkle: The following contest is set for one fall. One his way to the ring at this time, from Winnipeg, Canada, "Y2J" Chris Jericho!!

[Jericho steps into the ring. Now The Ultimate Warrior's music plays.]

Howard Finkle: And his opponent, The Ulitmate Warrior!!

Jim Ross: This match should be interesting to see. I have been waiting for the Warrior to fight ever since he appeared in the NWO as few weeks ago. And who know's what Chris Jericho is going to do this week.

Jerry Lawler: Last week he, well, put his own foot up his ass, and also brought back The Mountie in his submission match against Blade.

[As Ross and Lawler is talking, there is no sign of The Warrior.]

Jim Ross: Hey King, where's the Warrior?

Jerry Lawler: I don't know. I thought he would run right out here to get a shot at a member of the UWF. Maybe he's a little yellow.

Jim Ross: King, you know that he is not afraid of any one person.

Jerry Lawler: But Chris Jericho isn't just one person. He is one of, if not the best wrestler in the entire world.

[Jericho, who is as confused about this as anyone, says loudly "What The Hell is Going On", which has to be what everyone is thinking at this point. After a few more moments of waiting, Jericho shrugs it off and he leaves the ring.]

Jim Ross: I'm sorry folks. I was expecting a great match right now like everyone else, but The Warrior is no where to be found. I apologize for this. I guess we will have to take our last break of the night, and then we will get to our main event, The Baltimore Assassin takes one Triple H next...

Commercial Break

Howard Finkle: The following match is the MAIN EVENT of this evening!

Jim Ross: What has me thinking is where The Balitmore Assassin stands. Two members of the AKI, Shane Douglas and Chris Jericho, are with the UWF. Another member, Maxx Payne, is with the NWO. So where does ol' TBA stand?

Jerry Lawler: He sounded like he was with the NWO when he talked to you and Mark Madden the other day, but I've learned over time that you can never believe where someone stands just by his words.

Triple H vs The Baltimore Assassin
The Main Event


["It's My Time" begins to play. Triple H walks out from the back looking very intense.]

Howard Finkle: Introducing first, from Greenwich, Connecticut, weighing in at 246 pounds, he is a member of Degeneration X, Triple H!!

["Perfect People" by Pennywise plays. The fans cheer as The Baltimore Assassin makes his way to the ring.]

Howard Finkle: And his opponent, from Baltimore, Maryland, The Baltimore Assassin!!

[TBA slides into the ring and the match starts of with the two exchanging blows. Eventually HHH blocks one and knocks down TBA with a big right hand. HHH goes to follow up with an elbow drop, but The Assassin rolls out of the way. TBA now gets up to his feet as Hunter does the same. TBA nails a picture perfect dropkick that knocks HHH back down.]

Jim Ross: That Baltimore Assassin is looking good in his first match since he lost the NWO Title to Shane Douglas a little less than one month ago. He's using his speed advantage the best his can.

[TBA brings HHH back up to his feet, and then sends him into the ropes. TBA runs with Triple H and hits him with a clothesline just as HHH hit the ropes to send Hunter out of the ring. TBA wastes no time in going over to the nearest ring corner and getting up to the top turnbuckle. TBA jumps off just as HHH gets back up and hits Hunter with all of his body.]

Jim Ross: What A High Flying Move From The Baltimore Assassin!! I am sure both of them will be feeling the effects from that one move for days to come.

Jerry Lawler: It would have really hurt TBA if he had missed. He had to be like ten feet of the ground when he did that.

[TBA slowly gets back up to his feet. He grabs HHH and he rolls him back into the ring. TBA rolls into the ring as well. Both are now standing. HHH kicks TBA in the stomach, and then sets him up for The Pedigree.]

Jerry Lawler: We we go JR, it's Pedigree time! This one is about to be over.

Jim Ross: Hold on, look up at the entrance way. Who is that?

[A figure is seen walking out from the back.]

Jerry Lawler: JR, isn't that.....Neil Stylez?

Jim Ross: Yeah, that is Neil Stylez. What is he doing here. I thought he retired from wrestling.

[That person is indeed Neil Stylez. He has a AKI shirt on. Triple H sees him and he relases TBA from the potential Pedigree.]

Jim Ross: Look, he's wearing an AKI shirt!

Jerry Lawler: That must mean that he is coming after Triple H. The Baltimore Assassin was a member of the AKI, as was Neil Stylez. This can't be good for Hunter. If I were him, I would head for higher ground right about now.

[Neil enters the ring. He stands just a few feet away from Triple H and TBA[who is down on the mat at this point]. TBA gets up to his feet. Stylez then turns to TBA and knocks him off of his feet with a straight right hand punch. Triple H and Neil Stylez now begin to stomp on TBA.]

Jim Ross: This was an unexpected turn of events! Why did Neil Stylez just hit The Baltimore Assassin?

Jerry Lawler: Yes it is, JR. I never even saw it coming.

[Neil and HHH now stop kicking TBA. Neil grabs the AKI shirt he has on, and rips it. Under that he has on a DX Shirt!

Jim Ross: WHAT?! Neil Stylez has joined DX?

[Chris Jericho comes running from the back.]

Jerry Lawler: Wait, he comes Chris Jericho. I guess there's going to be a small reunion of the AKI, but it won't be one of those nice ones.

Jim Ross: I agree, business is about to pick up!

[Jericho gets onto the ring apron and then climbs to the top of the nearby turnbuckle pad. as Neil turns around, Jericho jumps off and nails Neil with a missle top dropkick.]

Jim Ross: Look at Jericho. He is/was of course a member of the AKI as well. I think he snapped a little from Neil pretty much turning his pack on that group.

Jerry Lawler: And we all know what Jericho can do when he is feeling a little crazy.

[Neil rolls out of the ring and pretty much crawls away from the ring as Jericho gets out of the ring and begins to attack Neil more. Back in the ring, Triple H turns his attention back to TBA. Hunter sets up TBA for the Pedigree one more time. TBA counters by using a back body drop. HHH gets almost right back up and he goes after TBA. TBA kicks HHH in the midsection, and using whatever he has left to nail Hunter with the Peacemeaker. TBA covers HHH and the referee counts 1.....2.....3]

Howard Finkle: The winner of this match, The Baltimore Assassin!!

Jim Ross: A lot just happen in this match. The Baltimore Assassin ended up with the win, but there was more than just that. the returning Neil Stylez came out wearing an AKI shirt, but he should his true colors but attacking TBA and showing the DX shirt that he had on underneath.

Jerry Lawler: Yeah, then Chris Jericho came out and he went right after Neil Stylez. Neil really did pissed of "Y2J" by turning on the AKI and showing that was in with Triple H and DX all along.

Jim Ross: Things should get really exciting in the next few days. See you this Sunday for When Worlds Collide!!


Notes
I know I didn't say a word about the match between TwYsT and Steve Austin, and that's because Austin didn't rp. Since this is the second time Austin hasn't done so, he's just going to be put on the retired list(it's the same Austin who was the NWO Champion if you didn't know)

I think the results came out pretty good. All of it was done by me, CEO Steve Davis.