[There are many names that come to mind when you think of the greats of
the Net World Order. Names such as "The Franchise" Shane Douglas.
"Y2J" Chris Jericho. "The NWO Bad Boy" The Baltimore Assassin.
"Hollywood" Hulk Hogan. The list goes on and on. But there is one name that
many people seem to forget about. That name, is Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
While most people believe that Helmsley has gotten all of the respect
that he deserves, if not more then he deserves, Helmsley himself
believes otherwise. Because of this reason, Helmsley retired from the Net
World Order. For reasons still unknown, Triple H chose to return to the
NWO. His return lasted only a very short time, and while he did capture
the Net World Order Hardcore Championship, his return was considered a
failure with losses to both "Stone Cold" Steve Austin and Gideon Trait.
When Helmsley's good friend Shawn Hall became the CEO of the Net World
Order, he once again retired, this time to become the bodyguard!
for Hall, and the newly former Corporation. However, Hall's way of
running things in the Net World Order didn't sit right with the fans, the
wrestlers, and most importantly, the share holders. As a result, Chris
Wilson and Steve Davis were brought in, and ran Hall out of office.
Hall, who was outraged by this, has convinced Hunter Hearst Helmsley to
return to the Net World Order once again in an effort to regain the NWO
World Heavyweight Championship. Even after all of this, there are
still questions to be answered. One such question, is wether or not the
former members of The Corporation are going to support Triple H in his
bid to become a four time NWO World Heavyweight Champion, or are they
going to try and stop him on their way to the top of the Net World Order?]


***The pyro show hits, and Monday Night Carnage once again takes the
air. As always, the scene goes from panning around the sold out Key
Arena in Seattle Washington to see the thousands of fans, to Jim Ross and
Jerry "The King" Lawler at ringside.***

Jim Ross - Fans, to the sold out Key Arena in Seattle, Washington for another night of
pro wrestling action like only the Net World Order can bring you!
King, Chris Wilson hasn't been in control very long, but look at what a job
he has been doing thus far! Just look at the great card we have lined
up for tonight!



Jerry "The King" Lawler - Would you shut up Ross! When Shawn Hall was here, things ran so
much better! When he was here, I was the 7th highest paid person in this
company! And now Chris WIlson has taken my raise away! I really hate
that guy Ross!


Jim Ross - CEO Chris
Wilson did us all a huge favor by getting rid of Shawn Hall and that damn
Corporation!



***Just as it looks like Lawler is about to hit Ross upside the head
with his crown, the arena lights go out, two white spot lights shine on
the entrance way as "It's My Time" hits over the arena's loud speaker
system for the first time in a very long time. The fans give a mixed
reaction for Triple H and Chyna as they make their way out from the
backstage area, and down to the ring. Helmsley's is wearing a pair of black
boots, a pair of blue jeans, a black t-shirt with "Game Over?!" on the
front and "Your Damn Right I'm Over!" on the back, black sunglasses,
and a black leather "HHH" hat. Helmsley and Chyna make their way down to
the ring, and climb in as the arena lights come back on. "It's My
Time" fades out as Triple H takes a mic out of his back pocket, looks out
at the fans, and begins to speak.***


Hunter Hearst Helmsley - You know, I still can't stand you people.


***This of course gets a huge reaction from the fans in the form of the
ever popular "asshole" chant. Triple H just looks at them, smiles,
then begins talking again.***

Hunter Hearst Helmsley - Do you people really think that I give a sh*t about you? For the last
two years I have come out here, and busted my ass every single night,
and you people could care less about me. Oh I tried to be a nice guy.
And look where it got me. A loss to "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. A
Hardcore title win over Crash Holly. And a Hardcore title loss to Gideon
Trait. So, to hell with trying to be mr nice guy, and to hell with you
people! I'm out for myself again.



I know that a lot of the boys in the back like to act like they don't
respect me. And maybe they don't. But the fact is, that not only must
you respect me, but you must also fear me! What I did here in the
past, is nothing compared to what is about to happen. All of you people
here, and all of you in the back, have seen what I can do in the ring
when I am pissed off. And as of this very moment, I am the most pissed
off man on the planet! And why am I pissed off? Very simple.


The Net World Order Championship! Since day one, I was the Net World
Order Champion. You name a main eventer in the NWO, and you will have
named a man, who's ass I have kicked time and time again. Shane
Douglas? Beat him. Rampage? Beat him. Hulk Hogan? Beat him. The
Baltimore Assassin? The World Heavyweight Champion. Beat him. So what is the
point to all of this? The point, is that all of these men are the very
best that the Net World Order has to offer. Past and Present. And I
beat each and everyone of them. And I will do it again! No one in the
NWO Has ever been able to stop me before, and no one ever will stop me!
Not Wilson. Not Davis. Not anybody!



Now if you want to talk about Champions, your looking at the only true
Champion in the Net World Order. You've got The Superstar. You've got
Maxx Payne. You've got The Baltimore Assassin. These men are all very
talented. But, they are not "The Game", and they are sure as hell not,
That Damn Good. The fact is, that while all three of these men, and a
few others, are very talented, and some have even managed to gain my
respect, they still can not come close to the level of talent that I
bring to this very ring each and every night. Not one of them can compare
to "The Game". It just doesn't matter who my opponent is, when we step
into that ring, I will always come out on top.



Now I wanted to take a little time out, and talk personally to the
current Net World Order Champion, The Baltimore Assassin. Now Assassin, I
know that when you heard that music hit a few minutes again, you pissed
your pants. So, clean yourself up, stop crying, and listen to what I
have to say. Everyone knows, that when Hunter Hearst Helmsley is in the
Net World Order, the World Heavyweight Championship has a way of
finding it's way around my waist. So, it is only natural to think that I am
going to go right after you, and MY title. But, I'm not going to do
that. So now, the question on everyone's mind, has to be who am I going
to go after first. I thought about this question myself for a little
while, and here is what I could come up with. First, it was "Stone
Cold" Steve Austin. But, he's gone now. So, next I thought of Gideon
Trait. But, he's gone now too. These were the two men who managed to pick
up a win against me, and now I don't get my revenge. And to tell!
you the truth, that makes me even more pissed off then before. But,
seeing as how those two are gone now, I will have to find someone else
to use as my first stepping stone on my way back to the top of the Net
World Order. But who?


And of course, the answer is very simple. Anyone who has the balls to
step into the ring with "The Game"! Now, if we could only find someone
who fit that description. I'm sure that if you were to walk around the
back long enough, that you would be able to find some rookie who is
dumb enough to think that he would stand a chance against "The Game".
Although I'm really not sure if there is anyone that stupid left in the
world who has not been phased out already. But, if by some far out
chance, there really is a person that god damn stupid that just happens to
be on the Net World Order roster, great. But, seeing as how there
really isn't much of a chance of that happening, even though there are some
really stupid fu*king people back, I only see one option.


Chris Wilson. Steve Davis. I ask of you. No. I beg of you. Please,
give me a match against someone. Anyone! It doesn't matter who it is.
I just want a match for this Thursday Night! And besides, it would be
in the best interest for both of you, to give me my match. Because if
you don't, then I will have no choice but to come after the both of
you! And believe me, that is the very last thing that either of you want.
Because when you get on my bad side, you will pay. And you two are
already on thin ice with me. So watch where you step!


Because the last time I was here, I was part of The Corporation, people
just assume that I am going to be all buddy buddy with the other former
Corporate members. But here are the facts. The Superstar. Triple X.
Blade. I am not on good terms with any of these men. Nor am I on bad
terms with them. As long as they all stay out of my way, and on my
good side, there will be no problems between us. And hell, if someday I
see fit to surround myself with a group, or a stable once again, then
these would be the men I would call up first. But that doesn't mean that
I won't end their careers if they are standing between me, and the Net
World Order Championship! Which ever way you look at it, "The Game" is
back in the Net World Order, and the NWO will never be the same again!



***"It's My TIme" hits again as the fans continue to boo, just like
they have been since Helmsley opened his mouth. Triple H and Chyna begin
to slowly make their way out of the ring, and towards the backstage
area. As the duo walks out of sight, Jim Ross and Jerry "The King" Lawler
begin talking about what has just happened.***

Jim Ross - Can you
believe that asshole?!? He really thinks that everyone is just going to
lay down for him. What an ego!


Jerry "The King" Lawler - What are you talking about JR? That man is "The Game", he is "That
Damn Good", and it is only a matter of time before he is the NWO World
Heavyweight Champion once again!

Blade vs Justin Credible
#1 Contendership to Canadian Title

Lillian Garica: The following matchup is set for one fall and it is for the number one contenders slot to the NWO Canadian Title.

[Justin Credible's music hits and he makes his way down to the ring with Penny at his side.]

Lillian Garica: Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Penny, Justin Credible!!!

[Blade's music hits. He slowly walks towards the ring.]

Lillian Garica: And his opponent, Blade!!!

[The two men are now in the ring. Credible goes for a big right hand, but Blade ducks and he takes down Justin Credible with a right hand of his own. Credible gets right back up to his feet. He goes for another right hand. Blade blocks this. Credible goes for another punch, and Blade blocks that one as well. Credible goes for yet another right hand, and again Blade blocks, and this time he takes Credible down with a right hand right.]

Jim Ross: Blade just took down Justin Credible with a right hand right between his eyes.

[Blade lifts Justin Credible back up to his feet. Blade sends Credible into the ropes. Justin Credible comes off off the ropes and he nails Blade with a running clothesline.]

Jerry Lawler: Look at that, JR! Justin Credible almost knocked Blade out of his boots.

[Justin Credible begins to stomp Blade. After a few kicks, Blade rolls away from Credible and to a side of the ring. He pulls himself to his feet by the ring ropes. Credible now charges at Blade and knocks him over the top rope and to the floor with another clothesline.]

Jim Ross: What a clothesline there from Justin Credible. I am sure Blade will be feeling the effects of that for a while.

[Credible wastes no time to exits the ring himself to follow up his attack. Credible brings Blade up to his feet. Justin irish whips Blade as hard as he can into the guard rail. After the contact, Blade stumbles right back to Justin Credible. Credible now grabs Blade and rolls him back into the ring. Justin gets back into the ring and he goes for the cover, hooking the far leg of Blade. The referee starts the count 1....2.. Blade kicks out.]

Jim Ross: OH! Two and a half. That was close!

Jerry Lawler: I hope Justin Credible knows that he will have to do more than that to put away Blade.

[Justin Credible stands back up. He brings Blade back up to his feet. Credible goes for 'That's Incredible', by Blade frees himself as he is lifted and manages to land on his feet. Blade now pushes Credible into the ropes. Credible ducks a clothesline as he comes off the ropes. As Credible comes off the ropes of the other side, Blade lowers his head and lifts Justin Credible high into the air with a back body drop.]

Jim Ross: That was a textbook back body drop by Blade.

[Blade now brings Credible back up to his feet. HHe punches him, and then sends him into the ropes again. Blade once again lowers his head, but this time Credible stops in front of Blade, kicks him in his chest area, and ligts him up once again for 'That's Incredible'. Blade tries to free himself from it again, but Credible holds on long enough to hit the move.]

Jerry Lawler: This match has to be over. Justin Credible just hit 'That's Incredible' on Blade!

[For a few moments, the two lay pretty much motionless on the mat. Finally Credible gets a arm over Blade's stomach. The referee makes the count 1....2... Blade gets a leg onto the bottom rope.]

Jim Ross: I thought this was over just like you, King. But Blade somehow got a leg on the bottom rope to break up the three count.

[Justin Credible is now back up to his feet. He walks over towards Blade, but Blade cacthes him and rolls him up in a small package. The referee counts 1...2...3]

Lillian Garica: Here is your winner, Blade!!!

Jim Ross: Blade caught Justin Credible off guard. Credible thought that Blade was still out of things after 'That's Incredible', but apparently he wasn't.

Commercial Break


Jim Ross We are back, and it's time for a little taste of the Tag Team Title match this Sunday.

Triple X vs Grandmaster Sexay vs Jeff Hardy

Lillian Garica: The following triple threat match is set for one fall.

[Too Cool's music plays as Grandmaster Sexay comes to the ring.]

Lillian Garica: First, from Memphis, Tennessee, representing Too Cool, Grandmaster Sexay!!!

[The Hardy Boyz' music plays. Jeff Hardy rushes to the ring, and he and Christopher start to exchange blows.]

Jerry Lawler: This is great, JR. These two aren't even waiting for Triple X to make his ring entrance.

Jim Ross: King, aren't you worry about 'The Prince' right about now. Jeff hardy is giving him some of his best punches.

Jerry Lawler: The prince? What's that supposed to mean, JR?

[G.M.S. now knocks down Jeff Hardy with a standing dropkick.
At this time, Triple X makes his way to the ring.]

Jim Ross: It's about time. Triple X is FINALLY come down to the match.

[Jeff Hardy is now back to his feet. He knocks down Sexay with a jumping spin kick. Hardy goes for the cover. The referee counts 1....2.. Triple X grabs the ref by his leg and pulls him out of the ring. Triple X now walks over to the time keeper's table and he gets a chair.]

Jerry Lawler: I don't think this will be good news for Jeff hardy and Grandmaster Sexay.

Jim Ross: All I can say is that business is about to pick up big time.

[Triple X rolls into the ring. As Jeff Hardy gets up to his feet, Triple X whacks him over the head with the chair. And Triple X does the same when Grandmaster Sexay.]

Jim Ross: Does Triple X care about anything. This was going to be a wrestling match, but look at what has just happened!

Jerry Lawler: I know. Triple X has left Grandmaster Sexay and Jeff hardy out cold.

[The fans begin to cheer as the other half of Too Cool, Scottie 2 Hottie, runs down to the ring. Triple X doesn't see him, so Taylor runs up behind him and hits him with a bulldog. Triple X's hand lands on the chair he just hand in his hand.]

Jim Ross: Look at this. It's pay back time for Too Cool as Scott Taylor...

Jerry Lawler: HEY, that's Scottie 2 Hottie

Jim Ross: ...whatever. He attacks Triple X and Triple X's head landed on the chair he used just before.


[Now the lights go out and The Undertaker's orgin music begins to play.]

Jim Ross: Oh no, not him again. King, It's The Undertaker!!

[The Undertaker slowly walks down the entrance aisle. Matt Hardy comes out from behind. He attacks The Undertaker with a double axe handle, but The Undertaker is barley phased by the attack. The Undertaker turns around and he knocks Matt Hardy down with a vicious right hand. Undertaker now continues to the ring.The lights come back on as he enters the ring. Scottie 2 Hottie goes after The Undertaker, but The Undertaker grabs Taylor by his neck and he gives him a big chokeslam. Triple X now gets to his feet and looks at his Tag Team partner with a little smile on his face the the show goes to a commercial.

Commercial Break

Apoc vs Ruthless
Apoc failed to RP, Ruthless wins by forfeit


Maxx Payne & Chris Jericho vs Jayzom Williams & Neil Styles
Jayzom didn't rp and Neil has retired, so Payne and Jericho win by forfeit

The Baltimore Assassin vs Shane Douglas
Lumberjack Match

Lillian Garica: The following contest is the LUMBERJACK Match!!

[The lumberjacks come to the ring.]

Lillian Garica: And now the participants in this matchup....

["Deap Purple" plays as Shane Douglas makes his way to the ring.]

Lillian Garica: From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Shane Douglas.

[Just as Shane Douglas enters the ring, TBA hops the guard rail on the other side from the entrance aisle and he gets right into the ring and he takes down Douglas and he punches Shane over and over with rights and lefts.]

Jerry Lawler: We're starting right off with some action. I knew The Baltimore Assassin wanted to get his hands on Shane Douglas, but I didn't know he wanted to this badly.

[Shane rolls TBA over and now Douglas pounds on The Assassin. Now TBA rolls Douglas over and the two end up rolling right out of the ring. Too Cool, The Hardy Boys, and Impure Authority(XXX & Undertaker) begin to stomp on Douglas and TBA while people like Chris Jericho, Maxx Payne, and Neil Stylez stay clear of that. After a little while, TBA and Shane Douglas and rolled back into the ring.]

Jim Ross: Those three teams just kicked and kicked The Baltimore Assassin and Shane Douglas until they got tired of it and rolled them back into the ring. But if you notice, the AKI members didn't go after their fellow members.

[Outside of the ring, the three teams that will fight for the titles this Sunday turn their attention to each other and they begin to brawl.]

Jim Ross: I hope someone comes out here to restore order!

Jerry Lawler: How about Zachari Markus? Ha ha ha ha! He did a hell of a job last time burning down Caesar's Palace!

Jim Ross: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT COMING OUT OF THE CROWD!

Jerry Lawler: How cute, Rossy! It's your sister come to visit! She needs to
shave, though.

[Camera cuts to a giant woman, over 7 feet tall coming out of the crowd.
Half of the lumberjacks keep fighting, some look in awe at the sight of this
woman grabbing a table and pushing it into the ring. Then, she climbs over
the top rope and walks over to where a grinning Douglas is pointing at the
fallen TBA.]

Jim Ross: They're setting up the table! I think they're going to...SOMEONE STOP
THIS FROM HAPPENING!


Jerry Lawler: The buffet is served, JR!

[Camera catches Francine running to the ring, only to be stopped by Jayzom
as she tries to get in. She lowblows him, pushes aside Triple X, and hits
the ring. She stands in between TBA and the giant woman.]

Jim Ross: Francine is pleading with Douglas not to put TBA through the table!
It looks as if...NO!


[Douglas grabs Francine by the hair, and holds her as he pretends to rear
his fist back. The fans are begging for someone to intervene. Jericho
volunteers, but is easily shoved aside by Douglas' Amazon babe. Meanwhile,
Douglas looks to be ready to punch Francine, but suddenly pushes her down.
Then, he picks her back up and pushes her toward the giant female.]

Jim Ross: SHE has Francine by the throat! Up she goes...NO! DAMN HIM!

[Camera cuts back into the ring, Francine was just chokeslammed by the giant
woman through the table. The fans are in stunned silence, and the wrestlers
outside the ring are also shocked as Douglas laughs his head off! Without a
word, Douglas points the giant woman to the outside as paramedics and NWO
officials push their way to give medical attention to the fallen "Queen of
Hardcore."]

Jim Ross: Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know what to say! This behemoth of a
broad just put Francine through the table, and the Key Arena is in stunned
silence! Now the World champion is up in the ring, he's also attending to
the fallen Head Cheerleader of the AKI!


Jerry Lawler: I hope that wasn't the table we were going to be eating on later!

Jim Ross: I'm not surprised, KING! Well, folks, we have to leave you on that
somber note! Good night, we'll talk to you this weekend at Halloween in Hell!