Mike Tenay: We are back and it is time to get right back into the ring with our second match of this evening.
Chris Jericho vs Steve Austin
Hardcore Rules
Lillian Garica: The following HARDCORE RULES matchup is set for one fall.
[The Y2J countdown begins. The lights go out and their is an loud exposition and "Break The Walls Down" begins to play. When the lights come back on, there is no Chris Jericho standing there like he normally would be.]
Mark Madden: What's going on? Where's Chris Jericho?
Mike Tenay: Don't ask me because I don't know.
Mark Madden: That has to be the first time ever I have heard you say that you don't know something.
[After a few moments, Jericho's theme stops play and "Rollin'(Urban Assult Vehicle" plays and out walks NWO CEO Steve Davis.]
Mike Tenay: And here comes CEO Davis down to the ring.
Mark Madden: And he does not appear to be in a good mood right now.
[He makes his way into the ring. Lillian hands him the mic she was using, and then she leaves the ring.]
CEO Davis: You know, I am really, really pissed off right now. All I expect the wrestlers of the NWO to do is to trash talk out side of the ring and get the job done inside of the ring. Now three of the people in the next two matches haven't even bothered to do anything out side of the ring. Those three would be Steve Austin, Chris Jericho, and Ruthless. Firstly, Steve Austin. You are a former World Champion. You asked me to let you back, so I do. Then you fail to get your job done not only tonight but also on Thursday. So you are out of the NWO. Secondly, Chris Jericho. Chris, I happen to like you. You are a great talent without a shadow of a doubt. I know how good you are, but the fans don't get the chance to know how good you are if you aren't even going to try. I won't say anything in the public, but me and you need to talk privately. And on to Ruthless. Ruthless, you should be the most ashamed out of the three. You are a double champion in the NWO. Wait, I take that back, you WERE a double champion in the NWO. The Intercontinental and Hardcore titles are now VACANT. And you're lucky my good ol' buddy Bob Holly isn't around. He'd kick your ass if he knew you disrespected the Hardcore and Intercontinental titles, two titles that he had before. Hell, Crash would do the same just for you disrespecting the Hardcore Title he has one a few dozen or whatever so times. Now I am not going to stay out here later. Fans, enjoy the main event, it will be next.
Commercial Break
Mike Tenay: Well Madden here we are, the main event. We still haven't herd from Eric Bischoff about his so called suprise. Eric was supposed to show up last Thursday on Overdrive to drop the bomb on us, but he didn't show for his own reasons. You think he's going to do the same thing tonight?
Mark Madden: Are you crazy? If the boss said he was going to be here then he's going to be here.
Mike Tenay: Well regardless we have one hell of a main event tonight. NWO World Champion Shane Douglas will face not one, but two men in the carnation of the Hardy Boyz. Lets get to ring side with Lillian Garica.
Mark Madden: My god she is a hot one!
Lillian Garica: The following match is set for one fall. Coming to the ring at this time, weighing in at 270 pounds. The Net World Orders one and only "Franchise" Shane Douglas!
"Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple rumbles over the NWO sound system as Shane Douglas and his new valet Olga Appear at the entrance to the ring. The fans begin to boo and throw trash as Shane Douglas makes his way to the ring. You see a sign that reads "Bischoff is going to bring back Hogan!". Shane Douglas climbs into the ring and walks over to Lillian Garica saying a few choice words as he walks to his corner laughing. Olga stands outside of the ring looking as big and bad as ever.
Mike Tenay: Shane Douglas looks to be in great shape. I might not agree with some of the things he does, but right now there is not a more deserving champion.
Mark Madden: Will you quit sucking up before the Franchise has to come down here and kick your ass himself.
Lillian Garica: And his opponent, weighing is a combined weight of 412 pounds. Jeff and Matt Hardy!
The Hardy Boyz music begins to play as the fans bust into an array of cheers. The Hardys make their way to the ring while women grab at their clothes trying to shove their tongues down a Hardys throat. Jeff and Matt climb into the ring and stand in the corner furthest away from "The Franchise".
Mike Tenay: So Madden who's your pick to win?
Mark Madden: You know you ask some of the stupidest questions! Of course I pick the Franchise Shane Douglas to kick these Hardys right back under the rock they crawled out of!
Matt Hardy decides to start things off as Jeff Hardy climbs behind the ropes. Shane Douglas charges at Matt with a forearm smash, but Matt Hardy ducks the attack and Douglas runs into the turnbuckle. Douglas turns around looking alittle out of it as Matt Hardy connects with a high drop kick that sends Douglas to the ground. :Matt tags in Jeff Hardy and Jeff picks up Douglas and whips him into the ropes. Douglas reverses it and sends Jeff into the ropes then connects with a closeline. Douglas pins Jeff Hardy down with his knees and begins punching him. The ref warns Douglas and Douglas climbs off of Jeff Hardy. Douglas picks Jeff up by the hair and sends him flying over the top rope as Matt Hardy runs in from behind with a surprise back suplex. Douglas blocks the suplex with his weight advantage and mule kicks Matt Hardy with a low blow. Matt Hardy falls to the ground in pain as Olga begins stomping on Jeff Hardy. Shane Douglas picks Matt up and executes a pile driver. Olga throws Jeff Hardy back into the ring and Shane Douglas whips him into the turnbuckle. Shane climbs the turnbuckles that Matt Hardy is leaned up against and begins to punch. 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9....10! Douglas climbs down and watches Matt Hardy fall to the ground. Douglas climbs back onto the turnbuckle and begins to shout at the fans. Douglas climbs down and gets handed a microphone from Olga.
"The Franchise" Shane Douglas: This is what the NWO booking team has put me up against!? Who in there right mind would send these two kids to there slaughter by pitting them against "The Franchise" Shane Douglas!? These two Fairy’s...er I mean brothers need to pack there bags and get the F**k out of my ring!
The fans begin to boo and throw things and Matt Hardy starts to move while Jeff Hardy lays out cold.
"The Franchise" Shane Douglas: What!? What’s wrong with you people? I'm the f**king Franchise, The LAST Net World Order World Champion! You should be bowing down in my presence!
Matt Hardy climbs to his feet looking a little dazed but still ready to fight. The fans begin to cheer like crazy when they notice one of the Hardys back on his feet.
"The Franchise" Shane Douglas: It's about damn time you should me a little respect around here!
Mark Madden: Shane look behind you!!!
Matt Hardy runs towards Shane Douglas who is still standing on the second turnbuckle looking out to the fans. Matt dropkicks Douglas in the lower back sending him over the ring post and to the outside. Douglas gets to his feet only to have Matt Hardy jump outside the ring with a 450 Splash kicking Shane Douglas to the ground. The fans start chanting "Hardy...Hardy..Hardy!" As Jeff climbs back to his feet. Matt Hardy gets up holding his arm where he took a hard bump. Douglas lays out cold on the arena floor and Jeff Hardy is now on his feet and leaning in the corner of the ring catching his breath. Just then Eric Bischoffs music hits the speakers and The Baltimore Assassin and Chris Jericho comes running down to the ring. Baltimore Assassin slides into the ring With Jeff Hardy and Jericho begins punching on Matt Hardy on the outside. TBA hits Jeff Hardy with a pair of brass knuckles busting his head open. On the outside Matt Hardy is now in the Lion Tamer and has passed out from the pain. Bischoffs music continues to play over the Pa system as TBA rolls Jeff Hardy out of the ring and Jericho lets go of the Lion Tamer and helps Douglas to the ring.